HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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