A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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