No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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