I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
dude. I can hear the air.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
