There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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