Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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