Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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