Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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