You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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