There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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