So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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