was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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