So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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