why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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