jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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