I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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