there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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