I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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