dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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