wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I cut my penus on the lid.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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