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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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