Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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