They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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