So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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