OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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