As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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