Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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