Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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