Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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