i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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