You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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