oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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