Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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