Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
