is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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