he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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