On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it glows. i had to have it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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