i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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