Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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