I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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