he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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