In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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