My brain says no but my pants say off.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im holly from the hills drunk
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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