The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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