what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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