After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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