people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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