I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I looked at my own cervix.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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