My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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