brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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