Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
