Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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