dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize